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Billionaire playboy, Steve Bing, want's to date Jennifer Aniston. He gave her his number, but, so far, Jen hasn't called. How does a guy that looks like that become a playboy? By being a billionaire. Get real, dude, you don't have a shot in hell. Besides, your name is Bing. Didn't we already go through that once? Find someone who doesn't have thier own money. I mean, gawd, Vince Vaughn was bad enough...this is absurd.
Jen also turned down Lance Armstrong, because she's friends with his ex, Sheryl Crow. I would have turned him down because I think he'd rather date Jake Gyllenhaal (who is much prettier than me.)
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Maybe he's well endowed in other ways?
i think jen turned down lance because she prefers her men to have an equal amount of balls, and even though most women prefer sex to last 15-20 minutes, i dont think she is interested in a guy who can fuck for several hundred miles at a time.
Hahahahahahaha
Well something I heard Tom Leykis say is true.... Men can get the hottest women they can afford, Maniston seems like the exception.
And that the difference between a slut and a bitch, is that the slut sleeps with anyone, and a bitch will sleep with anyone but you.
That said, that puts her in the "bitch" pile.
ewwww, i wouldnt let him touch me no matter how much money he has.
He'd have to be unbelievably charming. He's not cute.
Honey, with that much money I'm sure someone is bound to find him attractive.
I will put myself in the bitch pile too. There's things money just can't buy.
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