Thursday, December 28, 2006

Dating woes and nos..

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Billionaire playboy, Steve Bing, want's to date Jennifer Aniston. He gave her his number, but, so far, Jen hasn't called. How does a guy that looks like that become a playboy? By being a billionaire. Get real, dude, you don't have a shot in hell. Besides, your name is Bing. Didn't we already go through that once? Find someone who doesn't have thier own money. I mean, gawd, Vince Vaughn was bad enough...this is absurd.

Jen also turned down Lance Armstrong, because she's friends with his ex, Sheryl Crow. I would have turned him down because I think he'd rather date Jake Gyllenhaal (who is much prettier than me.)

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

Maybe he's well endowed in other ways?

Anonymous said...

i think jen turned down lance because she prefers her men to have an equal amount of balls, and even though most women prefer sex to last 15-20 minutes, i dont think she is interested in a guy who can fuck for several hundred miles at a time.

Anonymous said...

Hahahahahahaha

Well something I heard Tom Leykis say is true.... Men can get the hottest women they can afford, Maniston seems like the exception.

And that the difference between a slut and a bitch, is that the slut sleeps with anyone, and a bitch will sleep with anyone but you.

That said, that puts her in the "bitch" pile.

Elaine said...

ewwww, i wouldnt let him touch me no matter how much money he has.

Dirty Disher said...

He'd have to be unbelievably charming. He's not cute.

Vicki said...

Honey, with that much money I'm sure someone is bound to find him attractive.

Anonymous said...

I will put myself in the bitch pile too. There's things money just can't buy.