David Gest..straight man

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I realize that no one cares, but, to me, there is NOTHING funnier than David Gest pretending to be straight. He got up on the London stage and began singing with Jason Donovan, even getting on his knees at one point (is that your knee or are you just happy to see him?) The only thing funnier than this picture would be attending a dinner party at Liza Minnelli's house and having to watch that old broad climb up on the buffet and sing "If they could see me now, those old friends of mine..." then you'd have to pick Liza with a Z pubes out of the pate' and watch her break down over David Gest and his homoisim. I hope Liza got custody of his Shirley Temple doll collection and all the Valium.