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Madonna told Dave Letterman how "dreadful" it is that starletts show thier poons now, like Britney. She went on and on and when reminded that she once gave Dave her panties on TV (I remember that..she invited him to sniff them) she quipped " Maybe I should send them to Britney." Har dee har. Pffft. Madonna has been seen buck ass naked too many times to count. In Truth Or Dare she deep throated a wine bottle for her gay buddies and pranced around topless trying to humiliate her then bf Warren Beatty. People in glass houses, huu? It's like Angelina Jolie saying she wants to stay on the legal side of adoption (refering to Madonna) when Angelinas adoption of Maddox was not exactly within the law. The adoption agency Jolie used has since been shut down and all the people involved are in jail. Does this backstabing make the stars look human? Maybe, but, not humans I'd wanna hang with.
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Note to Madonna (I know she's reading)
To achieve legend status one is fairly well obliged to die young. The truth is that we prefer to remember our celebrities as celebrities (imagine that!) rather than obese shadows of former selves dying on the toilet or finally caught out for their proclivities to little boys.
Hating the young attention getters of today will make you neither interesting or shift those CDs that some overly nostalgic and incredibly deaf record exec inexplicably continues to allow you to produce off the shelves.
Your only hope besides suicide, and I am not advocating that even for you, not even after I was unwittingly exposed to your same age as my mother's poon covorting in a leotard inducing temporary blindness, is to fake your own death.
It's really quite easy, just go away to your mansion, put the phone permanently off the hook and never ever appear in public again without wearing a baggy sweater and a sensible pair of jeans. There would be no need to hide your face since it is hardly what people have been looking at all these years since you have been putting so much else on offer.
And yes people in glass Whorehouses should never throw stones - that will just add whiny right after wrinkly and washed up to our list of things I am sure you would rather not go down in history for.
LMFAOOOOOOOOOO! OH, that was EXCELLENT!
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