Saturday, January 20, 2007

Vibrating what??

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"Jessica Biel, rumored gf of Derek Jeter and Esquire's 2005 Sexiest Woman Alive...picked out a pair of remote-controlled vibrating panties along with some other stroke-ready toys from Booty Parlor at the Kari Feinstein Style Lounge in the Hollywood Hills."

I remember when gossip like this could ruin a career, now people brag about it. I've never heard of vibrating panties, but, it beat's trying to carry a washing mashine on spin cycle in your pocket. Does that tranny think that face she's making is sexy? She looks like Marilyn Manson without his makeup. Actually, she looks like Marilyn Manson's ass without makeup. Not that I've seen Manson's ass, but, she looks like ass, that's my point.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

The best adult store in in Tacoma, WA and it's called The Castle Megastore. Last time I went they had a buttplug the size of the excersice ball. I think it would fit Perez' asshole.

Anonymous said...

you just wish you were as hot as her

Dirty Disher said...

I never want to go to a place that sells butt plugs.

Anonymous said...

oh they have like a whole wall covered with all kinds of dildos, every shape and color you can think of. All kinds of ticklers and eggs. Bullets too. It's like the Costco of the adult stores.

Dirty Disher said...

Uhhh, I like to shop for purses and shoes.