Monday, January 15, 2007

What's it like?? Ever wonder?

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An ex Playmate has a tell all book about Hugh Hefner and his sex life at the mansion. This is the funniest thing I've read all month..check it out..

"Women who live in the house must show up for Wednesday and Friday sex night. They are given rare exemptions in the case of major surgery (like a nose job), but if it’s that time of the month or they’re sick, they’re still expected to come. Even Heffner’s secretary has to participate.

Hefner invites women into his lair. The night the source was there, 12 women were in the room. Each must bathe and wear identical pink pajamas. If they don’t want to have sex with the 78 year-old perv, they can leave their pajama bottoms on.

Gay porn plays on two big screen TVs in the room.

On the night the source was there, Heff got a hummer from his current girlfriend to start the action. 10 of the 12 girls then took turns having sex with him, taking about two minutes each while the other participants cheered him on. He took Viagra to perform and did not wear a condom.

Women paired up for simulated lesbian sex for Heff’s benefit, but according to the source most of them weren’t into it and didn’t even like each other.

The session ended with him having anal sex with the girlfriend, who wiped off his penis beforehand, as if that did something to prevent STDs."

LMAO! She also says if you think you can become a Playmate without sleeping with 78 year old Hef, you're wrong. Playmates are not allowed to talk about the weird oldster Viagra induced orgy sessions and the code of silence is maintained..until now. I'm still laughing. WTF did you expect? That chicks dig him because he's so hot?

"He doesn’t really do anything. He just lies there with his Viagra erection. It’s just a fake erection, and each girl gets on top of him for two minutes while the girls in the background try to keep him excited. They’ll yell things like, “F-k her daddy, f-k her daddaddy!” There’s a lot of cheerleader going on!"

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

Hugh Hefner is a hero to heterosexual males. Which is all you need to know about heterosexual males.

Dirty Disher said...

It's true. Hetros are yuky.

Anonymous said...

I am still proud that his lastest wife (Kimberly) was from Vancouver, after her he now has 3 girlfriends at a time :)

crtstal

Anonymous said...

hugh hefner is a motherfucking pimp. nuf sed.

Dirty Disher said...

He's a gross old nasty man.

Anonymous said...

I guess money does turn some women on!

That they don't enjoy each other when they play lesbian? I bet that's a big lie. They can always leave if they don't like something, it says nowhere in the article that they were performing at gunpoint. Dumb whores.

Anonymous said...

The girl on the right looks like she wants to bolt.