Tuesday, April 24, 2007

Britney Spears..the "Look at me!" phase no. 2

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You know what's great about Britney Spears? Every time she loses a pound, more clothes come off. She just can't help herself. Her self esteem is so tied to her body that she forgets to fix her head. The result is now predictable..Britney is about ready to puke and pass out in public again.

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Ahhhh, yes, here we go. Why bother with a tiny skirt when you can just wear fishnets and what's basically underwear in public. And the next downfall begins. Will we see some reconstructed poon soon? Maybe a photo of her laying in her own vomit? Oh, wait, I forgot, she's rehabed now. She has to lose five more pounds and then she'll just walk around naked. When she realizes her bag blocks part of her awesome new bod in pap shots, she's start using smuggler techniques like carrying her Blackberry in her rectum and her cell phone and cigaretts in her vagina. And she really won't care..because she's Britney Spears.

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

When she looks in the mirror she HAS to know that behind the mirage lies a very real truth; low self esteem and regrets. It seems that life lessons fall on deaf ears when it comes to Ms. Spears. She needs to find herself and build from the inside. Perhaps spending more time with her children will reward her with strong maternal instincts to supercede her narcicisism. Prettier, younger, and definitely more talented singers are in the pipeline now. She can't compete with them unless she reinvents herself and targets her old audience. However, her clan will keep telling her eveything is fine until the money runs out.

Anonymous said...

Did she get more work done? Her abs look fab, although she is a complete d-bag.

Anonymous said...

She'd look cute if she'd get rid of the ever present HAT and have on a pair of jeans instead of the hoochie skirt and for the love of all that is holy...some one take those damnable boots away from her!!!!

Barb said...

Her body is looking much better. But, her face has taken on an aged, unattractive, old look. I don't think she will get her face back. She looked so young and innocent, even long after she wasn't. The stupid hats and wigs only make it look much worse.

One really has to wonder with her, what is next?? Will she ever get back on track?? I guess not until she admits that she is a problem.

Anonymous said...

LOL ! You can't help but to laugh your ass off at this washed up piece of trailer trash !!

I am embarrassed for her !!!!!!!!!

crystal said...

now I know why she carried that big purse, it was so she could take off her clothes during her strolls out and have somewhere to carry them.

Anonymous said...

Hey y'all, she's like, a good mam ya'll.. Ain't that obvious. Lay back! :)

This cunt is so over but you know peeps 'll love her again 'cus her stomack, ass is lipo'd/purged back in shape. What else do you expect? Ain't that enough?

Anonymous said...

Too Bad, She still looks and sounds like White Trash. A whore is a whore is a whore and so on.