Tuesday, April 24, 2007

Tom Cruise is a shitty gift giver

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Katie was all excited when Tom came home with a big package for her. What girl doesn't like presents? Then she opened it and found an expensive high tech...scale. That's right, The Little General gave her a weight monitoring device which also measures body fat. WTF? HE'S the one who's porky and had to wear a girdle at the wedding, not her. Katie was upset, told him she's skinny enough, and stalked off. Tom, the control freak, is probably still wondering what he did wrong.

See? This is the kind of gossip I love. The everyday screw ups and disgusting moments never to be forgotten. When Tom does things this stupid I can almost believe he's a straight man. Almost.

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

Tom is definitely weird. Ever since he fired his manager and hired his sister to manage his Scientology agenda he has ben exposed as a freak. I wonder if the US$25 million dollar guarantee for a biological child stated in their prenup was nothing more than the purchase price for Katie's agreeing to marry and be his beard.

Anonymous said...

He's just being practical. I mean, a man in his position can't afford a fat ugly wife.

Dirty Disher said...

He deserves a fat ugly dude.

Anonymous said...

he's got a fat ugly dude, and sees him every time he looks in the mirror. He's so sick he probably sees Top Gun in the reflection.

Anonymous said...

I wouldn't put up with his crap. If he gave me a scale for a gift he'd be in surgery trying to have doctors remove it.

Eliza

crystal said...

I think that is pretty sad because she is so skinny now and NOW she is going to go loose more weight - he is going to make her into an anorexia and then she will have that to add to her big list of problems since she hooked up with him.

Anonymous said...

Like he cares what a woman looks like? Prob wants her to become all flat and masculine

Anonymous said...

He was just trying to help her keep it real. He knows she is concerned about staying skin and bones. She is no Nicole Kidman.