Travolta..plane trouble, forced landing

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John Travolta encountered some problems with his jet Monday night. He was piloting his Qantas Boeing 707 from Germany to New York when he encountered engine problems as he flew over Ireland. John had to make an emergency landing at Shannon Airport in Ireland. He then grounded his plane and took a commercial flight to his destination, but, he admitted being a bit shook up.

I think he just flew a bit too high looking for another planet where he could build a dome city for his family. And he was probably expecting a few aliens to join him, that's why his 707 has three bedrooms. Seriously, this dude flies a friggin' house around, but, wants me to recycle mayonaise jars. And people wonder why I'm cranky.