Sunny Merry isn't a celeb, but, I had to blog this anyway because it's so mind boggling. She invented a kit for slutty girls so they don't have to worry about personal items when they wake up not knowing where they are. The kit, called "Ho On The Go", includes a thong, toothpaste and brush, and a couple of condoms. Oh, and a wipe. Let's not forget the wipe. WTF? She's saying sluts are too stupid to shove a few things in their purses so they need a kit? How slut offensive. Besides, I've seen single mens bathrooms and there's no way you'd wanna hang around long enough to brush your teeth there. I would have called the kit "Just Go" and it would have contained cab fare and a memory washing device. I heard Lindsay Blohan ordered a warehouse full of this Ho On The Go though. Some sluts aren't bright, sad but true. Here's the website if you need an order. Nice porn music there, Merry.
4 comments:
how appropriate that they carry this ridiculousness at patricia field. *yawn* when will the white trash chic trend end? not soon enough...
I agree with Juliana. The "being a stripper, prostitute and porn star is so glamorous" phases came and went after a few idiotic girls quit school to try them out. The only thing they discovered was that being humiliated is not so pretty...yeah, this "whore for the fun of it and because I'm so hot" phase will pass too. As soon as Parasite, Blohan and Shitney hit rock bottom. The clock is ticking...
BBABH
Right, I don't see why the slut doesn't carry a makeup bag with a couple of always wipes in there, 10 (!) condoms and her own travel sized toothpaste and brush. That's probably less money than that stupid "kit"
Thanks Disher! The porn music was composed by my stoner web developer..
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