Before Transformers Megan played Lindsay Lohan’s foe in Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen. Her greatest claim to fame is buying smokes for the Firecrotch. Read this interview and tell me you don't agree with me, that she's just another dumb bitch who should be working at a Pizza Hut. Actually, she's not smart enough for Pizza Hut. She should be sweeping bowling alleys.
“Lindsay and I weren’t the best of friends,” says the Oak Ridge, TN–born actress. “Because I looked older than her, she’d be nice to my face so I would buy her cigarettes. We got away with it every time.”
(We’re big fans of art. Tell us about all your tattoos.) I have five. Anytime I have a feeling about anything, I get tattooed. I have a poem I wrote on my ribcage and a symbol for strength on my neck, and my boyfriend Brian’s name tattooed next to my pie.
(Your Brian is Brian Austin Green of Beverly Hills, 90210 fame. Does he have a matching Ian Ziering tatt?) It’s I-an. He doesn’t like it when you call him E-an. Surprisingly, Brian doesn’t have an Ian tattoo. I got mine three months into dating him, but I felt I wouldn’t regret it if we weren’t together. I can always have a kid and name him Brian. There are options.
(You’re gorgeous, listen to Crüe and make Hot Pockets: Is there anything wrong with you?) I’m horrible to live with. I don’t clean. My clothes end up wherever I take them off. I forget to flush the toilet. Friends will tell me, “Megan, you totally pinched a loaf in my toilet and didn’t flush.”
Unprompted… Once, my ex and I were bored and driving through Beverly Hills. We thought it was bullshit that all these spoiled people that other people taking out their trash, so we were plowing down the street, knocking over trash cans. I hit one that was full of giant tree branches and it left a huge dent.
Note: She also says she could never take her clothes off in front of people she doesn't know. Dur. She must know a lot of paparazzi then.
8 comments:
Yes because knocking over trash cans really sticks it to the rich guy instead of uh duhhh the people that pick up the trash. It's like Frankenstein put a 3 year old's brain in her head. And then smacked her head with a baseball bat a couple of times just to ensure utter stupidity. Also the tattoo...yeaaahhhh, smart.
"Anytime I have a feeling about anything, I get tattooed."
So, she's had like five "feelings about anything" in her entire life?
I agree, total twat.
she looks good. I'd like to see some of her tats and I would not mind spending some time inside her three major openings.
But only after cleaning her. She forgets to flush?
uuugh disgusting! Does she also forgets to wash her hands?
Why does these imbeciles have to talk about their stupidity? Is total exhibitionismus part of the idiot-package?
4:08 was me, the Alli-pervert.
I went on vacation for a little while and suddenly there's an alli-perv? Apparently, I need to get back in the loop!
Uh, Alli-perv?
You didn't have to tell us that... we knew it from your first paragraph. ;-)
speaking as your momma..
Don't ever , EVER get a guys tattoo on your body get him to get your name tattoo'ed on his body, then you dump him.
I think your all a bunch of twats, how bout you actually get a life instead of sitting on da net slagging off an actress about stupid things.
Fucking hell whats the world coming to when every little thing someone does in their life get put all over da net and fucktards like you actually comment on it, well news flash for ya peeps your just as fucking stupid for actually giving a shit and bitching about it.
Give da girl a break if she wern't an actress you wouldn't give a shit would you!? and if you ever became an actor/actress how would you like it?
Also dirty disher you would know all about sweeping bowling alleys wouldn't you, you fucking dumbass you probably sleep in the back room of the bowling alley. well you do need to pay for all your porn wouldn't you since you seem to know about porn names you sick fuck go out and get laid and i don't mean by your mother or paying for it.
And to end it twats like you lot that take the time to go online and bitch about celebrities are just showing that their jealous of their success, so grow up and get a life then try and be successful with it
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