The gigantamundo welcome party for the Becks went swimmingly, according to the guests. Everybody who is anybody was there along with the nobodys. Katies dress was so red it looked pasted on in photoshop. Will Smith decided to wear a space suit and Jada looked like a mini Posh, with bad shoes, while the real Posh looked like a hooker, as usual. Becks suit was too tight and the pants too long. Only Tom looked fair, and I have no doubt he planned it that way. He remembered his girdle and his lifts..still shorter than his wife. I'm surprised he let Katie wear heels, he must have been in a good mood.
7 comments:
what a brilliant day when the merkins get missy posh! i suggest someone start a pool for which month mrs b actually cracks a smile.
i sure miss the gorgeous mister.
I don't think Katie got Posh's memo about the required attire for the evening! Robo-Tronics! There is just something 'not right' about this group. Scary...no, no Posh!
There's so much ego in that photo that it's a wonder they all fit in
Eliza
why did Jada have to go posh? couldn't she wear what SHE likes, and not be peer-pressured?
jadaposh even tried xeroxin' the posh's hairdo.
a few too many in the picture I think - each wanted their own fame.
C.
Your right, Posh always looks like a hooker. She thinks she is some fashion guru? For who, two bit whores? She makes me gag, she is the poster child for all that is FAKE about Hollywood. Red dress or not, at least Katie has some class.
K
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