Amidst captions about clear radiant skin and bombshell hair a photoshopped Britney Spears looks into the cameras of Allure magazine. Britney herself has none of those things. Her eating secret is greasy fast food and drug laced candy. Inside the mag are photos of a half naked photoshopped Spears, hardly resembling anything except her memory of herself. She stripped down on her own, no one asked her to. She never showed up for the interview part of the article, thus the "tell us nothing" caption. Does Allure really think we'll buy this? Somehow I think this might be her last joke of a magazine cover, she made fools of them.
7 comments:
Wow I wouldn't have even guessed that was Britney on the cover!!!!
Whoever photoshopped that should be given an award along with a crown and the key to NYC!
Yeeesh
Who photoshopped her into a young Gloria Estefan? I'd sue!
I wouldn't believe you if her name was printed there... sure Allure didn't hire a pretty looking double? No way is that Britney.
That's why you're my favorite blogger Dish... You never fail to see through the bs and tell it like it is.
How can these rags think we're going to accept that these obviously 'shopped pics are authentic "Britney", when we see the bloated, pimpled, mop-headed truth on a daily basis?
WPonD
Are they sure it's not Amy Winehouse about a year and a half ago...when she had some weight on her and she looked good?
Britney wishes she looked like the photoshop cover shot, Who does Allure think we are?????? Complete Dumb Asses, Come on folks no one wants to see Britney on the cover anymore, especialy when theres no story except how crazy and unstable she is, We all, know that already. Britney is DEAD and the joke survies.....
their photophop-slave is a real artists. This guy (or gal) deserves a big fat pay raise. It does not matter what they pay this incredible gifted person - it can't be enough.
He (or she) turned a turd into a huma being. One that is even kind of sexy!
All hail the mighty photoshop!
The Alli-pervert
who still would not touch Britney even wearing a HAZMAT-suit.
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