Dick Van Dyke was stopped outside of Cafe Marmalade in Malibu and asked what he though Nicole Richie and Joel Madden should name their baby. Dick responded "They'll think of something inappropriate." Ummmm, does anyone else think that's ironic coming from a man named Dick? I mean, dude, your name is DICK. Apologies to dicks everywhere. >snickers<
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Dick and Dyke in one name....what's in THAT name? LOL
And there's the old joke:
A man walks into the Los Angeles office of a famous agent and tells the fellow he is an aspiring actor The agent says "we'll say what we can do. What's your name." The man says "My name is Penis Von Lesbian." The agent laughs and says "What a horrible name! YOu will never get a job as an actor with that name! You must change it." Penis oOn Lesbian replies "this name was my father's name, and his father before him, and HIS father before him, all the way down the line as far as anyone can remember. I simply will not change it." The agent tells Mr. Von Lesbian that he cannot help him and shows him to the door. A few years later, the agent sits in the green room of a famous talk show. In walks Penis VOn Lesbian. "Hey man!" the agent says "what are you doing here?" Penis VOn Lesbian replies "why, Im here to be a guest on the show." THe agent looks at him in disbelief. "You actually got famous with that horrible name of yours?" "No" says Penis Von Lesbian, "about three months ago I took your advice and changed my name." "Oh really?" says the agent. "So what did you change it to?" The man formerly known as Penis VOn Lesbian smiles at the agent and says "My name is Dick Van Dyke"
He'll always be Bert to me...
BBABH
Robert "Rob" Simpson Petrie, Albert F. Peterson, then Bert!
I know a guy named Richard(Dick) Cox! So, don't even! He has twice the problems! Love the dick/dyke joke BTW! Good one!
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