Monday, September 10, 2007

Jessica Simpson grows a new hole

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In her continuing effort to please everyone, including her bathrobe flashing daddy, (and, no, I'm not posting that perv shit), Jessica has gone for something different. Neck fuck, anyone? Awwwww man, that was mean. The poor thing probably just had her adams apple painfully removed, and here I am making fun of her. Bad me.

15 comments:

Anonymous said...

gosh, she really isn't pretty at all is she??

Anonymous said...

What is this THING Jessica Simpson ???

Anonymous said...

Hey dirty dish, did it hurt when your adams apple was taken out?

Anonymous said...

She is downright FUG

Dirty Disher said...

Oh, I had a sex change? LMAO! No, it hurt when they removed half my brain.

Anonymous said...

She truly is butt ugly.

Anonymous said...

Jessica is NOT ugly ppl & you know it. She is just kinda stupid or something. Works for her tho doesn't it? She's on all the blogs & in all the mags too for some reason. She's probably not as stupid as we are led to believe! It's her schtick...this is just a bad pic. We all have those on occasion.

Anonymous said...

Jessica Looks like that comedian Sandra Behardt ( sp ? ) but with plastic surgery ... of course !

Plastic surgery doesn't always help FUGLY Ppl !

Anonymous said...

It's the fake smile & pose. Sooo strained.

If your not in the mood why show up @ the event. Stay home and rent a few seasons of Dora ;)

Anonymous said...

BTW-When you do that to your neck it stretches the skin & can do irrepairable damage & cause sagging skin eventually. She should stop that.

Anonymous said...

Yes she is indeed very homely. She has a good body and she's blonde, those are the only reason men drool over her. Her sister is much better looking in my opinion.

Anonymous said...

Why is this woman still famous? I certainly have no idea.

Let's suss it out, shall we?

Several years ago she and her EX husband had a hit reality show on MTV. Mmmmmkayyy.... She's done a few albums that were unremarkable, and a few films that were universally panned. And now she shows up at every available red carpet opportunity looking either old, freakish or worse for wear.

She's a has-been-near-never-was. Why is she still getting press?

Anonymous said...

She's so ugly she made freddy krugger look like a super-model

Anonymous said...

what did Nick or any guy for that matter see in her?

Crystal

Anonymous said...

What the fuck is up with that big horsey forced smile?? Does she honestly think that it makes her attractive? Only thing she has going for her is her big boobs. Noone in their right mind should want a woman who screws her own dad.