Sunday, September 9, 2007

Obligatory skank news




Britney IS opening the MTV VMA's, and MTV execs have warned her to behave herself. But, first she has to party with Diddy..there's two skanks. Skank number 3 is cousin/slave Alli and her mathing purse. Angelina did it with baby Z so Brit's gonna do it too. Why does this skank make her people dress like her? And even more bizarre, why do her people allow her to make them do this 6th grade stuff? Free Poontang swag? Pffft. Diddy looks like he's smelling something stinky. Probably his ego.

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

I cant believe they let her lip-synch. I saw a preview and thought to myself; what's the difference between this goatfuck and Brooke Hogan's show?.

Dirty Disher said...

Soooooooo agree. I saw it too, she can't even lip sync.

Anonymous said...

The only reason the MTV bigwigs are going along with this lip-sync shit is because they *know* the numbers they're gonna pull by having the Train-wreck-asaurus open the show.
To get her to make that much-ballyhoo'd "comeback" appearance at the VMA's --they probably let her write her own ticket!

Anonymous said...

tisk tisk .. white after labor day is a fashion no-no

Anonymous said...

Why is she with diddy? Fug and fuglier.

Anonymous said...

Hi ya'all, I'm Britney Spears Alexander Federline Spears. I'm a talentless twat and I love me some cheeto's, I wipe the cheese on ma clothes - In ma spare time, I drive with ma kids on ma lap cus I'm CUNT-try ya'all, I shave ma head cus I'm a fuckin mentalcase, I like to show ma cootchie off to the paps whenever I get the chance, I wear wigs that look like roadkill, I smoke cigs and blow the smoke in ma sons' face, they dont seem to mind it,though, I like to go to rehab and screw the other nutcases, gotta get ma freak on ya know! oh and I've taken up stripping,even got ma own pole in ma livin room! BUT,I'm makin a huge comeback just ya'all wait and see.

Love and Kisses X0x0x0x
Brit Brit

Anonymous said...

shes the worst lip syncher ever and her lips r fucked up completly in those photos