Monday, September 10, 2007

Paris screws her sister..porn hole saves the day


ParAss was supposed to open her sister Nicky's fashion presentation at New York Fashion Week, but, Wonky was too busy playing trophey wife to Diddy-Twat and farking up Agulerias life to show up. So, ParAss's ass buddy, Jenna Jameson pulled off the intros at the "Nicholai by Nicky Hilton" debut, proving she could stare vacantly, blow air kisses and look like worn vinal just like a real heiress. No one missed ParAss. (Who's looking more and more assholey every day. Who screws over their own sister for Diddy??)

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

GEEZE-US those lips are plumped for filth!

Anonymous said...

OMG,not that she was ever cute, but damn, bitch is lookin nastttyy and plastic as hell. Whats up with the trout mouth? Must enhance the dick sucking experience for her.

Dirty Disher said...

She took the tits out and got lips. She recycles.

Anonymous said...

She looks like she's made out of the plastic that she used to masturbate with.

Daphne

Anonymous said...

She doesnt need to masturbate with plastic, there are plenty of horny toads out there for her to screw

Anonymous said...

Looks like a 'tranny'!!

Anonymous said...

wow IT looks like posh's twin!!

Anonymous said...

Paris and Nicky have a classic sibling rivalry, on steroids! Ever since they've been "famous", there have been countless public conflicts between the sisters.

Just this summer, Nicky let it be known that she was 'not happy' at having to return [earlier than scheduled] from a vacation in Greece, in order to show family "unity" at Paris' "Welcome Home, Jailbird" fĂȘte.

No doubt this was Paris' opportunity to get eve--- er, just a misunderstanding between them, and they'll be publicly kissing and cooing within the week.

Party on, ParAss!

Anonymous said...

She's a nasty pussy licker ! I can only imagine all the funky shit pulsing thru her veins

Anonymous said...

I'd still bang her plastic ass !