Thursday, October 18, 2007

John Mayer reads ALL the blogs



“I read all the blogs...Every time I get a new handbag, I like to go see how it looks and what they’re saying about it. I wear some high-waisted pants. Fashion forward — I want to be first. People comment on everything."
You look hot John, you've always looked hot since you got that dumb blonde growth on your arm removed. I love it when men wear purple ties and purple shirts. G'head tell John how hot he looks. He loves the comments.

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

You are a cutie pie, Johnny...it's a shame I'm not your type.

Anonymous said...

OK, I will tell you.
John, you look like a hundred other concierges in anytown USA.

Anonymous said...

John, I do not find the least bit attractive. Sorry.

Anonymous said...

John, Congratulations on getting rid of Jessica. You look amazing as always, please feel free to call me. Love the music by the way.
-Fin

Anonymous said...

So Johnny...still all into the phone sex thing? Why? R U afraid of women? I hear you broke Jess's heart. Well, I was supposed to tell u that you are good lookin'. So, Ok you are. My daughter loves ur mouth, she's 22. Don't call her for phone sex!

Anonymous said...

PS: She's also a model, ud love her. Too bad for you!!!

Anonymous said...

I kinda miss his mop top!