Monday, October 22, 2007

Roseanne blogs about Britney


Roseannes blog...The judge is trying to teach you a lesson, shut your mouth and learn it! You are a bad mother, and so is your mother! Get your shit together and take care of your kids!! Your mom needs to lock your spoiled ass in the basement or wherever it is that you cannot get anymore drugs. Stop drinking immediately too! If you are too weak to do that, then you are no better than a crack whore on the street, and your mom should stop pimping your ass and do what mom's do...lock up your kid, and sit there with her for as long as it takes to get her right!!! Get guards around her to sober her up! SIT WITH YOUR KID, MOM! AFTER YOU AND HER DAD PIMPED HER OUT LIKE JON BENET, SIT THERE WITH HER AND STRAIGHTEN HER OUT...THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!!!! (not even hers, but yours, put pimpng out your other daughter on hold til you make your grown one better).
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She has a point, but, wasn't it Roseanne who said she had to have another kid when hers were half grown so she could have a chance to do it right for once? On Ellen, Roseanne had this to say..
"You gave away that dog like it was not a living breathing being! You need to learn some respect for living things!!!"
Now we find out that Ellen had adopted dogs and given them away before. Maybe Roseanne's not as crazy as people think. Still, I'd hate to be lunching at the Ivy with her when her targets come waltzing in.

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

I love this crazy broad lol. She's learned from her mistakes and grown, thats what i like about her big mouth!

Anonymous said...

She's brutally honest. I like her too. She can say what she thinks just like we can. & She has a point anyway. I agree with her on this.

Anonymous said...

Wait... Ellen has done this dog give away thing before?!?! I love Ellen, and I sort of sided with her, but not if this is something she does often!

-Fin

Anonymous said...

I would love to go for lunch with Roseanne, r u kiddin' me? Anytime, & I'd hope for something to happen. What a hoot!! I'd be on the floor, peeing my pants laffing my a** off at her!

Anonymous said...

good for Roseanne, too many authority figures in Brit's life aren't giving her good advice.

C

Anonymous said...

OMG I love her! I have every season of Roseanne on dvd, she is and always has been hilarious! :)

Anonymous said...

I luv roseanne and dan and the rest of the connor clan !!!!!! beckys hotass boyfriend mark played by glenn quinn died of a heroin od a few yrs back.

Anonymous said...

I've always thought that Roseanne and DD are quite alike, it's kind of funny. Usually when I see Roseanne mentioned, somebody's always saying how crazy she is -- and admittedly she's a little crazy -- but in reality it seems to me Roseanne and DD have a lot in common.