Lindsay is drinking again, but, only a little bit, say her friends. No need to worry. She may be snorting too, but, only a little bit. Saying The Blow is just drinking and drugging a little bit is like being a little bit pregnant or a corpse being a little bit dead. Anyway, she's going to release another album of Blow-tacious music called "Nobody's Angel." I think she should change that to "Nobody's Listening." Snort one for me, Bitch..ahhh, ancient memories.
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All I know is that up in Syracuse University, we snuggle up to Lindsay Lohan's poon on a day-to-day basis to keep warm. It keeps us warm. Warm as poon.
Peace and love, respect and poon, and respect for the poon.
-Howie
Well, that didn't take long... er, for it to make it into the media, that is.
I don't believe she quit drinking/drugging for even one day.
I've said it before and I'll say it again; The Blow's as HARDCORE as it gets. I've known her kind. Intimately. This has nothing to do with her troubled childhood, her questionable relationship with her father, nor is it any type of occupational stress.
It's not a youthful phase and it's definitely not something she's going to 'grow out of'.
Blow simply LOVES getting high. Loves it more than life itself. More than her career. More than money. More than any of her 'pretty boy' boyfriends (and girlfriends). Even more than her 'family'... such as it is.
The sad fact is that she'll never stop this crazy, destructive and dangerous behavior.
The day she finally does stop, she'll be dead. And I don't think that day is far off...
*YAWN*....next!
"again" would be saying that she stopped at some point. I rather doubt that.
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