Friday, November 9, 2007

Conan O’Brien's stalker arrested

A Catholic priest has been "put on leave" by the Archdiocese of Boston after he stalked Gonad O'Brien and threatened his life for 4 years. Oh, geez, don't you think that's a bit harsh, Archdiocese? Couldn't you just pee on his roseary or something? I'm starting to get the idea that 90% of all lunatics become priests and the rest become serial killers or Michael Jackson. And why did it take the police 4 years to get this guy when he was constantly trying to get on Gonads set and signed his name to letters like this..

"..remember Frank Costello once dodged a bullet in your building, and so can you.” Sent by Father David Ajemian. ??

Father Fuckface is in jail waiting for a court-ordered psychiatric examination. They should give the police one as well. As for the brilliant Catholic church, they claim Father Fuckface was a "former Episcopalian." Well, that explains it to my satisfaction. Jesus.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

I once stalked Conan too. But I was never an Episcopalian.

Dirty Disher said...

No, you're a crustacean.