Sunday, November 11, 2007

It's a boy for Elisabeth Hasselbeck



Hasselcrack popped a baby boy on Friday, which is excellent because Crack and her hubby already have a girl and we all know girls can't become president. Now, they have a chance at running the world. The baby weighed 7 pounds, 15 ounces and his name will be released in the least cared about publicity stunt ever..on the View, Monday. Good luck, kid, you're going to need it.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

"The baby weighed 7 pounds, 15 ounces and his name will be released in the least cared about publicity stunt ever..."

'Ya know...
You reaaally don't have to beat that liberal horse to death, Dish. We GOT it... k? ;-)

And, uh... Maybe no one in the microcosm that is "Celebrityland" cares, but I assure you, there are plenty of people pleased as punch that there's another flag-waving Conservative in the world tonight.

(((satanic laugh)))

Dirty Disher said...

Yeah, I'll bring that view up with my coven at midnight. (eviler laugh)

Anonymous said...

Poor kid! Being raised in a christain family with values! Doesnt have a chance. Get over your self you old tranny.