The big secret... *while taping the upcoming season of Celebrity Fit Club, megalomaniacal blogger Perez Hilton pooped himself on a treadmill.*
He thinks he invented the word shiteous, maybe he did. Now he can draw poo coming out his own pannies. If he could draw poo, which he can't..but at least he isn't full of it anymore. In other news, the Dirty Disher pissed herself laughing at this one.
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ew....that's really sick....guess he must have been munching on some olestra chips that day....
He's such a cutie pie
He is GROSS!
Sorry nothing cute there to me AT ALL!
SCarolina
Thats too funny. I needed that one, he's always putting ohter people down for their looks etc. Now we can all just think of him crapping his pants on the treadmill! How could that happen? No self control? Sudden attack of atomic diareah(sp)...he can never talk about Jessica again! LOL! & since when is he a "Celebrity" anyway? He wishes he was!
Sorry nothing cute there to me AT ALL!
I think that poster was being sarcastic.
Did he post this on his stupid 'tard blog? That he sh** his pants? Does anyone know? I don't read it.
DD lets just refer to him as "shitpants" from now on :D
Pudding Pants!!!!!!
he aleady looks like he smells like ass
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