Salma Hayek was sick of all the taunts about her teenage flat chest so she asked the big guy for some boobage. Salma: "My mom and I stopped at a church during a road trip we were making from our home in Mexico. When we went inside, I prayed for the miracle I wanted to happen. I put my hands in holy water and said: 'Please God, give me some breasts.' And he gave me them!"
I am a simple heathen and I know little of this God who has nothing to worry about except teenage girls and their bra sizes. Whatever floats your floatation devices, I guess. Ask and yee shall recieve? Her cup runneth over? Is there a patron saint of titties? Yes, I looked it up..that would be Saint Saline' De Siliconus Implanticous. I'm pretty sure.
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If those are fake............ I now want fake boooobies!
I think they are real. They don't stand at attention & she has cleavage. Fake ones are separated & look like inflated balloons, they don't sag like natural breasts. Hers look totally natural. I should know! Don't ask!
Her boobs are real. Come on you cant tell fake ones yet? When they have the prefect little circles / ridges around them thats an implant.
You see how huge she got while pregnant! lol
More like she dipped her hands in silicone and said "Please plastic surgeon, give me titties!"
Those skinny little strings can't hold much longer!! Her boobs are sooo real, people. Can't you tell the dif by now?
tatas!!!
THANK YOU GOD! What a beautiful gift
May sound superficial but when I was 16 I was still flatt 2 and my brothers laughed @ it all the time so I prayed 2 and I have a nice D cup now :s
The flatt jokes stopped :) but they found something else to mock about.
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