So, celebs are just whores trying to sell us something?

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Of course they are, and they make damn good whore money to do it. And we fall for it because they seem to have it all and that makes us curious. Scientists are still trying to uncover the secret that makes regular people so vulnerable to the selling power of stars and news sources even suggest that romances and breakups are planned around product releases. You don't say? This shit used to be done with fake dates and cutesy photos planted in Tiger Beat magazine, now it's blogs.

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*“When Jess last had a new album coming out, that’s when she was introduced to John (Mayer). She’s got her first country album coming out, so now she’s been conveniently introduced to Owen (Wilson), who is a fellow Texan. Better yet, the public is sympathetic to him.”*

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Jessica Simpson has been trained from birth to slobber on the dick of anyone who'll give her two seconds of air time or take her picture so she can be what she always wanted to be..a star. Her daddy taught her well. It's not like we believe her immense talent got her anywhere. But she's still too dumb not to get her silly heart caught up in her reps plots to bring more media into her rich, but, retarded life. When I look at Owen Wilson I do not think..country. When I look at Simpson with Kelli Pickler, I do not think..country..either. I think, look at the dimbulb twats selling shoes. But, I look, that's the point, right? Sometimes we're happy to be fooled, that doesn't make us gullible, it just means we're bored. What's their excuse?