A source said, “Jessica is in the running for a role that, if she gets it, will put her right on the map in terms of acting. The only hitch is that the script requires a number of quite graphic scenes including a full-frontal nude scene. Jessica is so desperate to land the role and get the industry’s respect that she’s ready to go against her better judgement, and her family, by agreeing to bare all.”
Let me stop this right now..Jessica Simpson will never win an Oscar. She will never be taken seriously no matter what naked parts she shows. There are some people in history who were idiots, then got taken seriously...Sally Field, The Flying Nun, comes to mind..but, those people were not mentally retarded to begin with.
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When you mentioned Sally Field, it's true. She was also TV's "Gidget" & we all loved her. But when you said that it reminded me of Karen Valentine from the late 60's early 70's TV. Jessica is kinda like her. The overbite & everything. Kinda ditsy, cute but a ding-a-ling. I thinkif she'd fix the overbite she'd look like a woman & not a cute teenager anymore. It sends the wrong message. You can't take her seriously with that smile of hers. It's not sexy or grown up. She looks like a dope all the time. & I like her. They will just zoom in on her boobies anyway, so I guess the teeth won't matter.
Gawd..Karen Valentine..I haven't thought of that idiot in years. She went nowhere fast even though the networks shoved her in our face constantly for a couple of years. She must have been blowing some executive.
Oh, and remember those blonde sisters..there was Audrey and the other one. OMG, I hated their ass's.
That's a nice photo of her!
I wouldn't mind seeing her nekkid if she looked like this all the time.
Audrey Lindley!!! OMG! Game Show 70's staples. "Love Boat" all that 70's sh**. What was the other ones name? They were twins, right? I forgot about them! They gotta be dead by now! LMAO!
MY bad...Audrey Lindley was Mrs. Roper...well, she is dead tho! I still can't remember those twins names. 1 of them was on Dallas for a while. Man, we are old DD! This is fun tho.
OK, that was making me crazy, so I Googled Dallas & surprisingly found this! Who knew?
Audrey Landers
Role: Afton Cooper
Older sister of actress Judy Landers. Married to Donald Berkowitz and the mother of twin sons Adam and Daniel. Attended Columbia University and the Juilliard School.
YES! Audrey Landers and her cockeyed sister. Fucking twits drove me nuts. They were on everything. Thanks.
OMG! Joe's f'g wet dream "cum" true!
EZ fellas! There IS hope for Jessica. Lets not forget about Farrah Fawcett, from Charlies Angels, to the Burning Bed. From Sassy detective, to downtrodden,uneducated, battered mother of three! It was a stretch for mega-hottie-of-the-moment, Farrah. I wasn't a Charlies Angels fan, but I actually believed her in The Burning Bed. Oh, yeah and Saturn 3hehe
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