Britney's been carrying around a book with a picture of Jesus on it because she's been offered a script from a movie called “Sweet Baby Jesus.” Brit will play The Virgin Mary.
Ohhhh, k. A Poontang mother of Jesus. Does JR Rottem have a part? (There IS a donkey, right?) Is Federline Joseph or a wise man? Who plays the angel? Tara Reid with a joint hanging out of her mouth? I'm feeling a photoshop Christmas card coming on..don't hate me.
4 comments:
This has to be a joke. NOOOOObody would offer this nut-case a movie part, unless it was in porn. Then I'm not even so sure. Umm...yeah, they would. But let us know if this is a fact. Remember she's always saying she's preparing for a movie roll. Like when she wielded the umbrella! The only roll she's preparing for is a Little Debbie Swiss Cake Roll!! & lots of 'em!
^ LOL @ swiss cake roll. I was going to recommend a neck lift. If there's such a thing. I'm sick of seeing her stupid faces.
I wanna see that shopped card when you finish it. I won't hate you. I watched a hilarious e-card today with 3 camel ho's singing "My humps" & heading to see the baby Jesus. Its an actual e-greeting for American Greetings. It's a hoot. So, you can't shock me!
Couldn't hatecha. Make that card.
N.
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