I really thought Jessica Alba was too busy being the hottest woman in the world to get pregnant, but, she is. I guess it's a last ditch attempt to hang on to her fug boy friend, Cash Warren. The key word here being, cash. Yeah, I'm a bitch..don't care. I'm still crying for Alba because, according to her, being the hottest sexiest woman in the world farked up her career. So now she can work on having the hottest baby in the world.
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Hey! Hope you are all doing well & have heat & water! I feel for you. So, ok...if Jessica Alba is the hottest thing on the planet, how come her BF is not good looking & is fat? I can't stand this skank & I hope she gets the worst case of cellulite & stretch marks ever to plague a pregnant woman! Then she can have the hottest stretch marks on the planet! *barfs*...
More like, the ugliest.
OMG! Expect another naked magazine cover ala: Demi & Britney & Christina! OH!!! I forgot Jessica doesn't do bad things like pose nude for cameras! 'Cuz Daddy wouldn't like it! Riiiight!! NO! But she f***s her boyfriend! Whoopee! What does Daddy think now? I'm glad he got her preggers. She deserves to have HIS baby & I hope it looks just exactly like him & looks like a hispanic as well! She's sooo in denial.
PS: Has Hollywood forgotten there is such a thing as condoms & The f'g Pill??? I'm totally serious! How stupid are these people?
Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha!!!
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