Jonathan Rhys Meyers and his girl friend, Reena broke up and since he was living with her, he is now sort of homeless. I'd feel bad if he didn't have a kajillion dollars to go buy a new flat. That's what they call apartments in London, a flat..see, I'm multicultural like that. I don't speak anything but Midwestern twang, but, I could get me an apartment in London, shoes in Italy, and a flushing bathroom in China..it's the important things that count. I know, I know..the English speak English, but, anyone who calls tater chips, crisps, and cookies, biscuits is out to confuse you.
Anyhow, I heard through the grapevine that JRM wants to shack up with me, but, I know from experience, young guys are pretty, but, annoying. Also, I don't share my remote. Tough biscuits.
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maybe JRM could camp out on those mattresses your gang of hoodlums put in the woods??? i am sure you'd let him in your place to use your loo....
His eyes make my insides feel cold.
How does anybody in Hollywood expect to stay t'gthr when everybody 'wants' to get with them? It's not even worth trying. Just forget it, stay single & hump eveything that chases after you 'cuz you are gonna do that anyway, why include the drama of a relationship in it? I don't get it. Just STOP TRYING!! They are all a bunch of whores out there & cannot ever have a meanigful, lasting relationship.
She's super cute. He will go eff around & be back with her at a later date. Stayed tuned.
To make things even more confusing - they only call the 'low budget' factory produced potato chips crisps. The ones that are so called 'hand made' or 'kettle cooked' are called chips. And then french fries are also chips. Except for some restaurants that do call them fries. Takes a while to get your head around it all...
This is why I love you!!
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