Thursday, December 6, 2007

Nicole Richie..excused from anti drinking program



Nicole was excused from her court-ordered anti-drinking program because she's almost ready to give birth and the paps are always chasing her. Her instructor told her to go home for her own health and safety.

Ehh, booze ed..how helpful can that crap be anyway? I'm sure someone on here will explain it to me, but, I think the classes are just part of the punishment and no one except ParAss Hilton is going to do more than an hour in jail anyhow, so fark it.

As for, Booze Ed 101..here's my condensed class..booze makes you drunk. You can't drive drunk or you will eventually kill someone who doesn't drive drunk so hire a driver. Now go have that kid and a shot of Jack. In that order.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Nicole is cute. Best wishes to her & her baby & Joel too I suppose.

Major Majormajor said...

The first thing I asked for after my c-section was a glass of Krug. Fuck the pain medication interaction.