U r killing me with this stuff! Thats hilarious. I do feel bad that we are having such a big laff at an unfortunate looking person's expense. NOT!! LMAO!!
What kills *me* is how Rumer keeps changing her appearance. In six months she's gone from a brunette pixie to a brassy blonde, and now she's gone the "flowing extensions" route in an effort to conceal her Leno-chin.
She's even tried baring her chest and squeezing her boobies together--an obvious attempt at deflecting attention off that FACE.
Hey Rume, it's hopeless. Unless you can find a plastic surgeon willing to perform a potatoheadectomy.
Nicky! Too funny. But aren't we all telling the truth? & asking the right questions? Isn't there something that could be done? But unless she asks for the help then her parents sure won't tell her she needs it! How mean would that be? But can't her chin be whittled down? Anything would help. It's not like she'd end up looking any worse. But maybe we all have it wrong & she loves her face? Maybe she thinks we are the fugs! You know Momma tells her she's beautiful & so does Ashton, but he's filming it for the Punk'd Revival!
That's what you get when you put Demi's tiny features on Bruce's hugongo face and head. Some people really shouldn't breed together... the results can be disastrous.
I'm a 50 year old bitch so it takes a lot to make me laugh. But your comment about "potatoheadectomy" is hysterically funny and I thank you for making me laugh so hard.
The problem with Rumer's face isn't just the large chin folks. What's going on with her is that firstly, she has tiny beady little eyes, a pig nose and a tiny creepy little jester mouth. And then, to make matters worse, those little itty-bitty features of hers are scrunched up into a tiny little space on a vast wasteland of gigantic head with nothing else on it.
Whittling down the chin by 6 inches or so might help slightly, but it wouldn't be near enough. I saw a solution today on another blog. One poster suggested having a plastic surgeon put her under, break every bone in her face and start from scratch. Now THAT might just work.
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U r killing me with this stuff! Thats hilarious. I do feel bad that we are having such a big laff at an unfortunate looking person's expense. NOT!! LMAO!!
What kills *me* is how Rumer keeps changing her appearance. In six months she's gone from a brunette pixie to a brassy blonde, and now she's gone the "flowing extensions" route in an effort to conceal her Leno-chin.
She's even tried baring her chest and squeezing her boobies together--an obvious attempt at deflecting attention off that FACE.
Hey Rume, it's hopeless. Unless you can find a plastic surgeon willing to perform a potatoheadectomy.
Nicky! Too funny. But aren't we all telling the truth? & asking the right questions? Isn't there something that could be done? But unless she asks for the help then her parents sure won't tell her she needs it! How mean would that be? But can't her chin be whittled down? Anything would help. It's not like she'd end up looking any worse. But maybe we all have it wrong & she loves her face? Maybe she thinks we are the fugs! You know Momma tells her she's beautiful & so does Ashton, but he's filming it for the Punk'd Revival!
That's what you get when you put Demi's tiny features on Bruce's hugongo face and head. Some people really shouldn't breed together... the results can be disastrous.
Nicky,
I'm a 50 year old bitch so it takes a lot to make me laugh. But your comment about "potatoheadectomy" is hysterically funny and I thank you for making me laugh so hard.
:-) :-)
The problem with Rumer's face isn't just the large chin folks. What's going on with her is that firstly, she has tiny beady little eyes, a pig nose and a tiny creepy little jester mouth. And then, to make matters worse, those little itty-bitty features of hers are scrunched up into a tiny little space on a vast wasteland of gigantic head with nothing else on it.
Whittling down the chin by 6 inches or so might help slightly, but it wouldn't be near enough. I saw a solution today on another blog. One poster suggested having a plastic surgeon put her under, break every bone in her face and start from scratch. Now THAT might just work.
This is just evil. But funny. I feel so bad now. Oh, whatever.
potatoheadectomy!!!hehe! oh, my stomach, that is funny!!!
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