Friday, January 25, 2008

Baby Spears...who's gonna raise you?


According to the Star (snicker) Jamie Lynn has rethought all this teenage mom stuff and decided to give her baby to Lynne to raise and get back to her exciting career of being Britney's sister! Uh hu. Yay, Lynne needs another kid to raise! Get the camera! Lights! Are the tap dancing lessons in place? The singing lessons? Call Gerber and tell 'em they have a new face! Alert the baby beauty contests! Don't worry small Spears, you'll look great in fishnets! You'll have your own reality show by the time you can wave bye bye. It's all so exciting!

12 comments:

Anonymous said...

You probably meant lap-dancing lessons. ;D

Dirty Disher said...

Ohhhhhh, that too! Baby stripper pole from Petite TresDom.

Anonymous said...

The Kardashian's have baby strippers at their house. If you can call a 9 year old a baby. & I do! Sickening!

Anonymous said...

Like we didn't already know Lynne would be raising this kid? This is not news. It's country ya'll

Anonymous said...

DD? When did you do that post about Heath Ledger just recently? He looked awful in the pic & you said how he stayed locked up in his hotel room for a month to prepare to be The Joker? Remember that? We all thot that was bizarre back then. That was about a month or so ago. I'd like to read it again. Cosmo has a comment about Heath on their "guys stupid outfits" this month,or something. It's mean, but he was still alive when it went to print. Big pic of him in a crazy outfit tho. I loved him :(

Anonymous said...

Big surprise, she wasn't going to be the main caregiver. Would like to find out who the actually daddy is though and if it is the "boyfriend" - his family should fight for the raising of it - only chance they will have to have a normal like is how I see it.

crystal

Dirty Disher said...

I don't remember when, anon, you'll have to cruise the archives. Sorry.

Anonymous said...

Well everyone rags on Lynnes parenting skills but she made her kids rich and will never want for anything in that dept. Yeah, Britneys a little coo-coo, but with the right meds, she'll be ok.

Barb said...

I wonder who's idea this was. Lynnes because it might keeep the cash flowing from Jamie Lynn, or Jamie so she could dump all her responsibility on Mom. The world isn't going to forget that she has a baby. The damage is already done.

Maybe is was just worded poorly. Better that she have her baby, live with Mom, and have her help out with raising the child. Just like many normal girls do all across the nation.

In any case, Good luck to the baby.

Anonymous said...

None of the Spears need another child, I hope its not true, she should of aborted this poor child and learned the hard lesson of birth control, Dumb bitch. I sure would not let my daughter watch her show or be influnced by her in any way.

Anonymous said...

Oh yes let mama raise the kid because she has such a fantastic track record so far. Another great choice!

Anonymous said...

excuse me, who thinks that any marketable company is going to touch this kid with a ten foot pole? Disney? I doubt it, teenage sluts are still a no-no, they blacklist grown women for having a kid, but a teen, even in Hollywood, go to school Lynne, it's over...