Adnan is a nice guy, he came and took me to the gas station the other day because I needed hair spray and coffee. That damn X17 site caught us and I was upset because I didn't have on a stitch of make up and my hair was in a yucky ponytail. Adnan said not to worry about it because Britney goes out like that all the time. I guess he should know, so I trust him.
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I said to Adnan, why does my head look bigger than yours? Adnan told me it was just distortion from the windshield, like I said, he knows all this stuff because he's a famous paparazzi. Also, he said my head should be bigger because I'm a blogger. Makes sense. We went back to my place and he made a private movie of me, but, I'm not worried because Adnan says no one will ever see it except on some site called GILTF's. I don't know what that is, but, I think it's British slang for really smart chick. Adnan's so cool. I'm learning so much from him.
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We went and picked Britney up later, and Adnan made me get in the back, but, he explained to me that she gets car sick if she doesn't ride shotgun. It's all good.
12 comments:
Woman you crack me up!
Hahahahahahaha! That is better than the one I made of my face stuck over Jonny Dep's g/f.
How can you kiss that sideways vaginachin tho??
Damn DD...I thought you had better taste than Britney's sloppy seconds!! LOL...you are a trip woman!
@ cupcake "How can you kiss that sideways vaginachin tho??"
that's what i thought too...
you know maybe his chin hair is a transplant from britney?? maybe he was um, i dunno, looking for spare change down there and he had sticky frap chin and he gave brit a brazillian and now it's stuck to his face??? gross i know....but how/why would a guy have a pubic landing strip on their chin???
Lufti has one, too
That's pretty funny. Adnan is so cool isn't he. I just love him.
Snarky just a bit!
LMFAO! Too funny!
Let's make up a new name for Adnan
1) Vagnan Khalib
Takin' a back seat to Brit? Ain't that a bitch?
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How funny was that?!! You made my day with that! Do you really think he's cute? I'm undecided, don't like the way his nose hugs the area above his upper lip...or something, can't figure it out. He's not ugly or anything but he just doesn't do it for me. Could be that god-awful landing strip.
Susan
ah but you look good DD!!!!
DD does look good, but the Iranian terrorist just ain't doin' it for me! DD likes Adfab...I don't. He's just so sneaky looking & that chin hair is a f'g pubic landing strip. Thats what it's for maybe? Talk about a beard-burn tho? wowza. Or maybe in this case a "rug burn"??? EW!
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