Tuesday, February 12, 2008

Everyone with a brain ignores the ho's



First ParAss and The Blow got into a huge catfight over Timbaland at his pre-Grammys party. The two nitwits were calling each other bitches and trying to get his attention presumably to garner a hit record contract (insert wild laughter here) and even clambored over furnitute to try and get to him first. He ignored both of them while they made giant idiots of themselves.
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Then ParAss, thinking she's all that and a box of Valtrex, showed up to the Sony BMG Grammy party and went after John Mayer. Get this..she danced sexy for him. She was doing everything short of fingering herself to get Mayer to look at her. Mayer was polite to her for about two minutes then moved on and ignored her. How can you ignore someone who looks like they're suffering a wonk eyed epileptic siezure right in front of you?

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Pretty nice of him not to laugh at her dancing in front of her...I know I wouldn't be able to help it!

Anonymous said...

I was gonna say...John has a very tilted sense of humor, he probably had to excuse himself to laff. But really he knows she's pathetic too. So, maybe he was nice & just walked away. No guy with any real potential is ever gonna date either of them. That ship has f'g sailed!!! They will both have to scrape some effer outta the gutter to get a man! This story is just sad, gee-odd!!!

Anonymous said...

WOOT! Way to dis the doofus!! I just might forgive him for that Borat swimsuit pic.

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Anonymous said...

chaaa...that swinsuit pic is framed up on my wall!!!! The really bulgy one!! HaHa!!