Yeah, it's awful, but, don't feel sorry for her. The Blow is being paid 2 million for her autobiography from Simon & Schuster. What's to tell? I have a feeling it will go something like this..
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Uhhh, yeah, like when I was a kid I was real cute and made some cute dumb movies and lots of money. Then my parents started sucking me dry so I got into drugs and booze and screwed some guys..and girls. I was, uhhh, like 11 then. Then I got boobies and made some not so good movies and did harder drugs, more booze and screwed more people. Then I wrecked 10 cars, went to rehab, got out, went to jail, back to rehab, and now I sneak booze and drugs and screw lots of people. I'm most famous for wearing leggings and out drinking and out drugging anyone on the planet. I have to go now, because the clubs are open and I'm horny. Byeeee!
Uhhh, yeah, like when I was a kid I was real cute and made some cute dumb movies and lots of money. Then my parents started sucking me dry so I got into drugs and booze and screwed some guys..and girls. I was, uhhh, like 11 then. Then I got boobies and made some not so good movies and did harder drugs, more booze and screwed more people. Then I wrecked 10 cars, went to rehab, got out, went to jail, back to rehab, and now I sneak booze and drugs and screw lots of people. I'm most famous for wearing leggings and out drinking and out drugging anyone on the planet. I have to go now, because the clubs are open and I'm horny. Byeeee!
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I could have saved Simon & Schuster 2 million bucks.
3 comments:
hAhA!! Funny! Did she have to do it herself? That will wash off pretty easily tho. She just keeps making mountains of cash for doing nothing. It sickens me. I work my a** off just to barely survive. These people need to die! They serve no purpose.
Cute as a kid, yuck she could act but she was a but ugly kid, red head and freckled to death, Not cute.
hehe...
Wow! aint America great, be an idiot, get PAID!! an iffen yur lucky, you kin go ta collige and get you a degree so you kin aks Da Blow if she'll have fries with that...
now, if you'll excuse me, I'll be looking for my cyanide pills...
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