Kirstie Alley ( interviewed for Scientology's official magazine) "I'm walking out an entirely different being, and I mean entirely different . . . My viewpoint on the fourth dynamic and mankind and other people changed. You know, I liked animals more than people! OK, I liked certain people, but the idea of 'mankind' - it really irritated me! Then I realized why mankind upset me so much - it's because I wasn't taking responsibility! . . . Now, I have genuine affinity for mankind . . . I've made decisions here, big, crazy, great, brilliant decisions here about the magnitude I'm going to help this group and help this planet, and it's real . . . I want everybody in the universe to experience this."
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I used to like her, now she talks and I find myself searching for my shotgun. She's going to help this planet and me whether I like it or not. Everybody in the universe is going to experience her Scientology crud. You know what, crazy fatass loser? I didn't ask you to help me, so leave me out of your damn crap. I also didn't ask the Christians, Jehovah Lunatics or the magic underpants wearin' Mormons to "help" me. Or any other organized religion.
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I don't need Cheryl Crow telling me how to wipe my ass or John Revolting urging me to recycle bottle caps while he flies his 5 personal jets around. I don't need Hayden PantyLiner to explain to me that making whales extinct is a bad idea. I sure as fuck don't need billionaire Tommy Girl telling me "whats real." And Oprah will damn sure NOT tell me who to vote for. I'll vote for the first candidate to pass a law that says celebrity retards have to shut the fuck up and mind their own business. Hear that Hil? The fourth dynamic and celebrity mankind can kiss my ass.
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I find myself wondering what would happen if we shoved Mentos up their ass's and gave them a diet Coke enema. Someone try that and put it on You Tube.
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Holy crap! Is she STILL that huge? I hope Queen Latifa puts her to shame & becomes the Queen of Jenny!!! She's got her whole entourage & family doing it with her, this is gonna be a huge deal! I am excited to watch the results. That Scientology crap is nuts, they know we know. Tom is the worst publicity they can have! John Travolta is a bi-sexual denier & an a**hole that expects us to give up our cars while he toots all over in his jets that he parks right up to his door! Hypocrit!!! and he has a very public/secretive boyfriend in San Jose'. A well known secret in Cali! For decades!
This is what FERGIE will look like when she gets Prego.
Can u just imagine that naked??? The walls of my house could not contain it all.
What does Scientology do to these people? Do they put something in your drink while you're there? Why do they think they're taking over? What is this bullshit?
mm
whales is delicious...
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