Heather Mills is back in court trying to score Sir Paul's money. She can't pay her lawyers so she's going to be her own council. Yeah, that'll work. But, there a new twist..now some douche has come forward and said he was fucking Stumpy McMoneygrubber while she was married to Paul.
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Tim Steel, who had allegedly been sleeping with Heather for three years when she met Paul, said: “Heather was insatiable, she demanded sex six times a night.I’d come home to find her waiting naked in bed. She had a hoard of vibrators for when she was home alone. Her favorite was a huge back massager that she plugged into the mains.“She would laugh and say, ‘I’m being pursued by a Beatle!’ She even showed me text messages from Paul. She was up for it anywhere. Once she pleasuredme under my desk while I was at work.”
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He said: “Heather has a very unusual erogenous zone - her stump. I used to massage one particular area and it gave her an orgasm.”
He said: “Heather has a very unusual erogenous zone - her stump. I used to massage one particular area and it gave her an orgasm.”
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Yummy, stump fucking! Oh, yeah, baby! I hope Steel took pictures of that. And no more landmines? Come on, Stumpy, I know where we coud plant one more land mine..I'll even grease it up first.
18 comments:
Stump?
YUCK
Scary....
Srsly, where is her stump?
Didn't think her reputation could get any worse but somehow...
She has one leg..she lost the other in a motorcycle accident.
someone needs to put a landmine in her ass...
or beat the shit out of her with her peg leg...
She has one leg
she lost the other in a motorcycle accident
true it was a horrible accident she lost her left leg but she's going to be all right now.
She certaintly is going to cut off Paul at the knee for her alimony $upport.
Heather is standing her ground
I don't buy it
Ew.
Ew.
This is such a stupid & sick joke. Just some idiot trying to get publicity for doing nothing. Just a mouth flapping in the breeze. Doubt he has ever met Heather!! I don't believe a word of this. Fake! Fake!!
mean.
that chick came up to newfoundland a while back to cuddle some baby seals. a year later the herd was only half the population. she spread VD through half the seal population.
I heard yesterday that they were in court about the divorce.
I heard Paul offered her 50 million but she wants double that.
It's going to get ugly again.
crystal
He went too far trying to defame her, now it's obvious he's a liar.
In which fairytale land does one have orgasms from rubbing body parts only remotely connected to sex organs?
Moron.
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