Yeah, SMG is the new spokeswhore for Vaseline. I said Vaseline. Uh uh. I walked by the TV the other day on my way to the coffeepot and there she was on The View and all the old whores were saying how gorgeous her nude Vaseline photos were. Uhhh, where? It's just pics of her all crumpled up on a floor wearing lube. Seen it a million times. SMG was all "Oh, thank you, I rub it all over my body." Whatever. She looks like crap. I never thought she was beautiful anyhow, all you Buffy freaks can sue me later, Buffy was good in spite of her, not because of her. Anyway, her dress sucks too..that's one of those expensive "I'm mature now" frocks that's going to be uncomfortable all night because you can't move or your boobies look bad or fall out. Damn good job matching the purse to the belt though. I'll bet that was a year in the planning.
5 comments:
her eye make-up is horrid. Waay over done. She needs to take some Vaseline on some tissue & remove all that!!!!
Oh my goodness !!! The best picture is the one of her hiding her face !!!!!
nobody rubs vaseline all over their body! EW! I hope she means their body lotions.
Vaseline. Uh huh. LOL!!!
is this ad campaign for prisons?
I'm thinking she needs a little Vaseline on her lips...talk about chapped!!!
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