Saturday, March 22, 2008

Got milk?


Yeah, but, not breast milk. But, J-Lo has milk in a glass on a silver tray posed between other expensive looking silver items indicating she's eating healthy. It's so natural, isn't it? I always wore a ball gown while feeding my babies. The bare feet show her casualness and pro pedi. The upswept hair is just how she woke up. "Get my good side, you moron!"

15 comments:

Anonymous said...

she's pretty detached from reality....sort of sad...

Dirty Disher said...

I couldn't have said it better...detached from anyones reality.

Anonymous said...

I'd feel a whole lot better if her hair was messed up, toenail polished was chipped, and no makeup on. Bonus points for baggy sweats with spit-up and baby poop on them! Then maybe I'd think that she was actually taking care of her babies, rather than just posing for them and then handing them off for someone else to raise.

Anonymous said...

That photo is kinda scary...she does not look like she is holding her own child at all.
And what the heck is wrong with breastfeeding? Give your baby the best start in life if you are able to. I don't understand why so many Hollywood mothers refuse the most precious experience you can have with your child. (painful and inconvenient at times, but precious all the same)

Anonymous said...

When my wife and I fed our babies we couldn't take our eyes off of them. Spit-ups and caressing their cheeks so they wouldn't fall asleep was such a joy. She probably jujst walked in and posed for the pic, handed the baby over to the baby butler to wipe and pass-on to the first baby handler for a cashmere diaper fluff and brush, who then informed the baby dietician that said baby was being too loud at night and was disturbing J-lo's sleep.

Dirty Disher said...

That's just mean..you know all she has is two nannies, two nurses, a butler, two housekeeprs per wing, a personal chef, day cook, three gardeners, four drivers, ten body guards, four hairdressers, seven makeup people, two dog trainers, color theory specialist, one decorator, and a nipple tweaker. The woman does it all!

Anonymous said...

LOL DD you crack me up woman!

Shes going to raise 2 of the most spoiled self absorbed kids. Like momma like babies.

Anonymous said...

hahahahahaha @ ball gown. No shit!

I wore a dirty old t-shirt and sweats when I was up with my lil one at 2 a.m. She makes it look so easy and that's because she is better than us.

Anonymous said...

total waste of oxygen...not the baby, the "momma" poor thing....well we don't choose our parents... besides all mothers wear ball gowns on the block

Anonymous said...

oh yeah, i breastfed my first and currently my second (while working 12 hour shifts as a nurse) , I also know women who fed twins, but i am guessing that if she did that she would hire a "wet nurse". Lazy, overprivileged, undeserving of her wealthy bit... well going to stop there. boy night shift makes me grumpy!

Anonymous said...

Still Jenny on the block, huh.

Anonymous said...

Gawd that is a weird pic. She is not even looking at the baby! I guess she has to hold the baby as far away as possible so that it doesn't spit up on her wonderfull gown..tsk. Honestly does she really think people are going to be impressed by this? We all know what motherhood really looks like.

SweB

Anonymous said...

LMAO!!! this picture is sooooo ridiculous! And MEAN!! I loved my twins so much when they were born that MY LOOKS WERE NOT NEARLY AS IMPORTANT AS NURSING THEM. I thought I looked like Wonder Woman nursing them at the same time in my Gilligan O'Malley nursing moo moo. I pretended to be humble but in my head I was like, "Yeah, check dat shit out, at the same time, son! yeah, talking to my Ma on the other line, check it, I'm like Krishna ova here!" I was delirious with joy and pride, so tired I was crazy. The last thing I wanted was order, or silver or taffeta.

P.S. Nursing only requires three quick showers a day, washing bottles, pain in da ass! Poor Max and Emme.

Anonymous said...

I've been tandem nursing for the last 2 yrs, I love knowing I give my boys the best food possible. Not even rich people can get the MSG out of formula.

Anonymous said...

Whats so funny? I mean, what the he** is she so amused by? The baby is trying to eat & she's amused? She's not even gazing at his little baby face. Who doesn't star in awe at the grace & wonder of your own newborn baby? I couldn't take my eyes off mine! She seems to be laughing, she looks stupid & she's not even holding the bottle with care. Like "Here!!!! & Be quiet" "Now let me smile & look perfect!!!" Then as previous poster said, was more than happy to hand the poor little guy back to the baby handlers...while she re-puffs her dress & acts exhausted, like she is some kind of martyr! We all know she doesn't get her hands dirty. Not for ANYBODY!!!