Saturday, March 1, 2008

Hef is senile


Hugh Hefner's not only after The Blow, he wants MK and Ash to pose for Playboy as well, because he thinks twins are every mans fantasy. Yeah, every man I know wants to screw tiny miniature insects with messy hair. The Olsen's will never do it. They don't need the money, don't give a crap about the fame and they have a fashion show to attend. Yeah, I don't care what date it is..they have a runway event to sit through. Trust me.

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

The Olsen twins are uglier than a toad. NO man dreams about them. Except in nightmares.

Men don't want troll faced skeletons. Men want women.

But hey, Hef also thinks that silicone is sexy. The success of 'silicone free' porn sites should tell him something.

Anonymous said...

2 praying mantis's in black witchipoo boots. Rock on.

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Anonymous said...

Yep. Playboy has definitely jumped the shark.

Anonymous said...

I think they should at least wait until they hit puberty before posing.

Unknown said...

Looks like the old man wants to start a special pedo issue soon.

Anonymous said...

all that money and can't even get a manicure? & BTW, why is it called a MANicure? These 2 chicks are 21 years old, old enough to pose for Hef but they don't have the body for it, even combined the 2 they don't. Whats he thinking??? And if Lilo poses, sure he'd sell that copy but she's gross & everyones seen all she's got already, & for free. No bigee. But she DOES need the cash, so look for that to happen.

Anonymous said...

ok I think Hefner is going senile, seriously if he thinks Playboy would improve with the twins.

crystal