"I really don't start planning my outfits until, like, a week ahead, because, whatever I put on is gonna be hot - you know, you could wear... two Band-Aids and a cork."
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"My favorite part about this whole shoot is taking pictures of who I am. Sexy, classy nude pictures, you know?"
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"Now that I have my grill I definitely feel more like gangsta."
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Only Kendra could believe she does classy things. Hef pissed her off when he was quoted as saying Kendra had a "dazed personality and limited vocabulary." It took two months for her to get it (and go "Whut?") and then he tried to soften the blow by talking about her "distinctly unintellectual charm". So, Hef knows she's a moron who's sidewalk doesn't go all the way to the double wide. I guess he isn't senile yet. It's hard raising mentally retarded adolescents, huu, Hef?
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What I want to know is: Where would she wear the cork? (Visual in my mind is quite terrifying)
That two band-aids and a cork isn't even original. Cher said it first when (ironically) she was talking about how little clothes today's celebrities are wearing.
She can read, she's holding notes on what to say in her left hand...
Did someone just ask her if she had any change for the parking meter
The sad thing about it is Hef knows shes young enough to be his damn great granddaughter and she's about as dumb as a box of rocks, but yet he f*cks her, WHAT THE HELL does that that old liver spotted coot see in her? She looks like a dirty ho!
Hef only sleeps with Holly now. Supposedly. Probably true. I think he's just the other girls sugar daddy at this point. But Bridget USED to be his #1 GF. She relinquished that title to Holly a few years ago & Holly is not even 30 yet. Not by several years. Barbi Benton told her on one episode that Hef never dates anybody older than 24 so she should "watch out"!!! LOL! I like Holly & Bridget. But this one seems skanky & she is very, very immature. Well, she is only 21 or 22 tho, my daughters age!!!
DD, one more Kendra quote, which i found helarious and I am waiting to see on "The Soap" E Show or on the blogs! Quote comes from the show where the girls go horseback ridding in the hills near the Hollywood sign,and Kendra is seen getting off the horse and talking about her ass hurting, she says somehting like, "that is the worst pain my ass has EVER felt," and then she pauses, rethinks what she says (if that is possible) and says, "uh, huh,(giggles, the retarted giggle)hmmm, yeah"! I was like why would she even go there with that comment, it clearly solidifies the fact that she is a STUPID HOHOHOHO!
You guys are fucking retarded. Age is nothing but a number. Just because hes old doesnt mean that he is automadically interested in old woman. He still likes young woman. Most people dont do that beacsue most ppl think its weird. Heff does it beacsue he can. THeres nothing wrong with him, these girls CHOOSE to be with him so what if hes 80 its just a fucking number. Shut the fuck up u guys clearly have no lives. Your just jelous. Just becasue your blonde with big boobs doesnt mean your a HOE or what the fuck ever. you guys are the hoes why dont u go suck a fucking dick.
i agree wid anynonymous comment on may 16. Hef is awesome don't be so judgemental ur just jelous because Hef is still doing what he loves despite his age.
Ok...Im sorry but age is NOT just a number....he is 80 years old....They are clearly with him for money and nothing else. Any respectable woman would be with someone a little closer to their age range..These girls are talentless sluts...the only reason they are where they are, is cause they have the typical blonde, fake boob, body that the media calls "perfect"...If they didnt look the way they did, they would be nobodies. I honestly think its a sham, i doubt ANY of those girls are fucking that old man.
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