Miley gives fashion advice to her dad

Miley is sick of her dad's "pajama" look and wants to give him a makeover. She says “It’s so horrible, it’s the worst! And a really ugly hat with a bow. Oh, it’s so bad.”

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First off, her dad couldn't look bad if he wore a monkey suit. He's a good looking guy. I may hate his music, but, he's hot. And I knew when I saw SJP wearing gladiator sandals for a week straight while filming Sex/City that we'd have a problem. Now The Blow and Miley both are wearing these things and those other ugly big strapped contraptions I call gladiator heels. I predict we will be tortured into thinking this is hot for Spring. Isn't this how the Romans tortured Jesus? Ick, fug! Dungeons and dragon toes.