Priscilla: "I can't move my face."LM: "Stop looking at me. I'll jack you, I aint kiddin' muther fuckers."
Priscilla: "My face has been frozen since 1976."
LM: "Muther fucking cocksucker bitch wipe bastard fucks, I WILL go off on you. I will hack yer parts off, bite your nose off, eat your heads. I will pound you like Kidman's body guard! Stop looking at me."
Priscilla: "It's hard to talk with your mouth frozen."
LM: "That it! I'M GOIN' OFF MUTHER FUCKERS!"
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Priscilla Presley used to be lovely. There comes a point when, no matter what you were blessed with and how lucky and cared for you've been, Father Time claims you, anyway. I wish more aging celebs would realize that. If you've got good bones, good teeth, good skin, good hair, a pretty color to your eyes, and you've managed to not gain or lose a hundred pounds from your "prime", you are still miles ahead, and there's a real beauty to an aging beauty who decides to let nature take its course, at least to a certain degree.
What's wrong with saying, "Hey guys, I'm 60 years old. It doesn't last forever. I've got proof I was a gorgeous babe. look at the pictures." A little decorum and good grace would go so much further than those endless frozen faces and lumpen breasts. A deeply middle aged woman cannot compete with a young girl in the "babe" department, nature never intended that. I'd love to see the growing league of middle aged stars lead the way to appreciation of a mature beauty, instead of trying to look 20 forever. It's ultimately self defeating and a terrible message to young women looking to see what the future holds.
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i agree....but priscilla is an extremely vain woman....and she's sort of kind of really messed up mentally/emotionally too....[gee, scientology hasn't cured her!]...i feel sad for both of them...
That's a pretty fricken funny write up! I read a lot of your stuff but never comment. I dig your humor!
Yikes!,that's all.
They look like wax dummies at a Madame Tussaud's exhibit.
CapriciousCat
Have you seen the TV commercial Jamie Lee Curtis is doing? Wow, she looks great, not like a bad plastic surgery victim. She even has grey hair! She is a shining example of how to grow older gracefully--Hollywood please take note. BTW, I think someone should photoshop one of Elvis's old jumpsuits onto Lisa Marie.
I always pictured unforuntate bitchfaced Lisa Marie with dirty cuss word filled speech. You nailed it !
Man shes gained ALOT of weight already with this pregnancy, dont see it comming off that easily, like someone else already said in another post, its in her genetic make up from her father.
I dont understand why PP went so far with the surgery & botox or whatever it was that has that frozen screwed up expression plastered on her face. Itll be intresting to watch her on dancing with the stars.
It would appear that Priscilla has the face that she deserves. She may not see it that way but because she chose to manipulate nature and drastically alter her God given features, she is left with a very disturbing frozen "look" that is now permanent.
If Elvis had lived, he would have done it all! Botox, lypo, tummy tuck, plastic surgery, you name it & man...he would ahad it done! So, just who they are says alot about them. The weight, the vanity. It's all about Elvis. And that was one good lookin' man. Dolly said it all in Steel Magnolias - Time doesn't stand still, it marches across your face!
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