Friday, March 28, 2008

Pappa got a brand new bag

Big Daddy, Joe Simpson seems to have given up on his worthless offspring and he got himself a new little honey to manage. Her name is An’ya and she's Russian. She'd better be "russian" fer the exit. Lame, but, not as lame as his daughter Ashlee, who's now designing T-shirts with her "feelings" on them. News flash, plastic puss..T-shirts have already been invented and you can make your own if you own a comp and printer which almost everyone does. Oh, then there's daughter Jessica who is enjoying her imaginary marriage to a guy who won't let Joe feel her up anymore. Look for An'ya to star in Fake Blond And Dumber, Major Blow Job, and Sargent Peckers Lonely Hearts Cunt Club. All produced by Joe, of course. The man is a Mogul.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Joe is gettin' FAT!

Anonymous said...

Wow. He really looks like a fatass perv more than ever. Who would even think abt running to him for a career? End up like his famous daughters??? what????

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Major Majormajor said...

He's feeling her up in that pic.

Anonymous said...

He's a big fat chester the molestor and Jessica has his ugly pointy nose!