Thursday, April 10, 2008

Also engaged...

Vanessa Paradis will marry Johnny Depp on June 14th. The wedding will take place in Florida where Depp's family is located. Johnny and Vanessa have been together for years and have two children. I think she's hot, except for her teeth and if they don't bother Johnny, I won't let them bother me. She's a huge pop star in France. Click HERE to hear her do her thing. Free translator HERE, just for the heck of it. Congrats to them both.

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

Lucky girl! She does need those yucky nasty teeth fixed tho, but in Europe it's not a bad thing. I guess they don't have orthodontists over there 'cuz if they did they'd be doing TV commercials showing before & afters of her teeth!

Anonymous said...

she's hideous. I mean REALLY look at her face and her mouth, it's creepy and ugly and frankly, scary as hell.

hart734 said...

If only I had met him first......sigh

Anonymous said...

the prettiest girl he dated was that klepto Winona Ryder, he dated Juliet Lewis, EW! and some other uggs. so, c'mon he doesn't exactly care what a girl looks like I'm thinkin'. He's too deep to notice such trivial things.

Anonymous said...

But PS: If I had EVER dated him, even just once I'd wear a huge button proclaiming to all that "I went on a date with Johnny Depp". I sooo would! And I wear it everywhere, even in the shower, stabbed thru my skin, bleeding!!!! Ohhh...I think Johnny might like that!!!

Corina said...

she is NOT hideous.. they are obviously in love and i'm happy for them.

Anonymous said...

anon 9:18: you know nothing about europe. Why don't you shut up?

Millions (billions) are wasted every year for braces. Even the slightest irregularity has to be corrected.

Results? The orthodontist get rich. The insurances spents shitloads of money. The kids have to have their wisdom teeth removed later and after some years the damage done by the braces shows up. Its a madness.

Vanessa is too old to lived through this madness. Yes, she is old.

And yes, she isn't really beautifull. But maybe, just maybe she makes Johnny really happy? And isn't that what really counts?

Anonymous said...

it's about time. they've been together forever but i am deeply saddened because ...well i love johnny & it breaks my heart lol. i am happy for the two though. [ sighs ] lucky girl.

Anonymous said...

anon 6:15, I am anon 9:18: I know from what I speak, having had braces for my daughter and I have several friends that have had them, grown women. So, unless you have invested in your own mouth or your childs mouth with some corrective orthodtics, don't speak about it. My daughter has a perfect smile now & beautiful straight, white teeth. Before she had braces she had low self esteem and wouldn't even smile or laugh w/o covering up her mouth. She had a front tooth that was at a 90 degree angle and it was painful & embarrassing. It has helped her career and socially as well and most importantly she feels good enough about herself to smile & laugh w/o even thinking. She models now too. In France they think a gappy smile is good luck, look it up, thats what I was referring to. w/e...they just don't care as much, look at the British! They are famous for their bad teeth and they don't care either. It's OK for them, it's just not OK for everyone. Enjoy your jacked teeth cuz I'm sure you have them. & most people need their wisdom teeth removed, those suckers hurt! And it doesn't mean they've had braces. You sound like a jealous person. Do you own a toothbrush? I hope you at least use that. Have a good day bucky.

Anonymous said...

I don't agree. She was adorable as a teen, but she has developed the painfully thin and brittle look of the habitually starved. She's taken being thin too far, and her looks have suffered for it (probably including her teeth).

N.