In a twist that rocks the world of trailer park meth cookers everywhere..Michael Lohan says he’s reopening his divorce case against Dina Lohan. Michael (the worlds biggest loser) is tired of Dina (the worlds second biggest loser) getting everything.
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“I gave her the family house, all the furniture and the $200,000 she owed me just so that I could see my kids and have a relationship with them.”
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Among other complaints, Michael says she stole the reality show idea from him. Yeah, she did. He was going to pimp his kids first, but, she totally scooped it, while he was praying in his jail cell. Michael Lohan should sue God. Or make a reality show starring him and God. That'd show Dina. She'd end up so poor she'd have to cut her meth with Spam from the Dollah Store.
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Michael will triumph! I believe in you Michael, you low life cell block lickin' Jesus preachin' money grubbin' kid sellin' wank pot!
2 comments:
his head does look like a di**!! It does!
Cant miss out on the gravy train!. Lindsay is old news, the younger (older looking sister) is the new news.
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