Saturday, April 19, 2008

I told you I'm sick of this


How did she lose 40 pounds??? Let's tally this up..two healthy babies, gotta be around 10 pounds, right? Two placentas, with attachments, umbilical etc..another 10 pounds. Two amniotic sacks and other gross body fluids..10 more. Did you know amniotic fluid is pee?..yeah it is, look it up. Oh, and the other 10 pounds? She took off her wig.

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

you forgot the 10 pounds of water in her legs. It went from her legs straigt back into her head.

Anonymous said...

lol you crack me up and your so right on too about her wearing big loose clothing still to disguise as much as possible.

Anonymous said...

she automatically looses 40 pounds when she leaves her husband home!

Anonymous said...

lol @ miss tia

Anonymous said...

How she lost 40 pounds...hmmmm......personal trainer, personal chef, nannies so she can take the time to utilize said personal trainer.....how DOES she find the time?!

Anonymous said...

Losing 40 pounds after having twins? Thats not hard when it's your 1st pregnancy esp. It happens quickly. & she's not nursing, so there's no milk there. That was easy. This article is ridic. Must have been a slow day at that mag! Her ass weighs 40 pounds tho. So, there's still that.