Wednesday, April 16, 2008

J-Lo looks good


I am so sick of the "How Jen lost the baby weight" crap. I was in the grocery the other day and all the headlines are screaming about her secret diet and her secret weight programs..GAWD! She's still wearing tents, so shut the fuck up already! She looks fine, you know, just give it a rest. If you had 40 million kabillion dollars and nannies and trainers and a macrobiotic chef, you'd look hot too. The real secret is how she got 40 million kabillion dollars, because I've heard her sing and I can't figure that out.

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

Surely she's dancing and doing her pilates. My Mom had twins after me and she raised them both using cloth diapers and glass baby bottles. That's an art form that's long gone. This bitch better look that good or brtter; she has no excuse not to get her BIG ass off the chez-lounge and walk across her mansion to look at her babies through the monitor.

Dirty Disher said...

Heh heh, heee.

Anonymous said...

anon 7:36: thats no sh**!!!!

Anonymous said...

She does look good. He even looks good here. But she dropped 2 human being outta her, she's bound to look way smaller. Thats not too difficult!

Anonymous said...

lets see...her perfumes lines, her movies which are usually painless to watch, her records that weren't horendous. She had a clothing line too, it was ok & not expensive. Didn't she keep the pink diamond that Ben gave her? Maybe not, I can't remember. That was about a jillion dollars and Ben bought her & her mom matching Bentleys! & Diddy probably loaded the girl up with bling. That would add up to alot of dough after a few years. But she seems to spend alot more than she makes. She's got money. No problem there!

Anonymous said...

He acts to macho. Dude she is the moneymaker. Your a tool. Get over yourself. No one gives a rats ass about you. You won the lottery after Ben threw her out. Rebound guy that just wont leave.

Anonymous said...

rebound guy that wont leave? lol too funny, apparently you dont know that theyve had an on again off again affair for years before they got married, all while he was married before btw and she was in other relationships.

Hes also the one that got her attention in the hispanic music community with the goal to be taken 'seriously', (spare me) because he can sing & is a great writter and well, she's not.

Hes what she lusted after for years and finally snagged, now shes surpassed his 'star status' and shes such a diva and so full of herself, she doubt shell stay with him forever.