Jamie Lynn Spears and Casey Aldridge out on her birthday. That picture tells the whole story of what her life will be like if she marries him. This is the saddest picture I've seen all month.
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Children having children. I hear hertbreak stories about children of crack addicted parents who's eldest child rear their siblings, and basically become bread-winners at an early age. Then you have entitled unsupervised kids who play at being grown ups and end up having to grow up too fast. I hope Jamie Lynn's Dad moves to Louisiana next and helps this baby with her baby. Start by throwing her Mom out of the house.
The dad Jamie is gonna have a heart attack from all the f'g stress of having to straighten out his damn family. This kid Casey looks like a typical young guy that has an anybody job and gets dirty at it. Looks like he does at least work. I hope they don't get married. It can't last. She shoulda had an abortion. Oh well, at least she will have alot in common with this kid, I mean, they come from the same generation and can grow up t'gthr.
BFD! I am 48 and had my daughter when I was only 17, we basically grew up together and are the best of friends! I applaud the girl for keeping her "mistake" and taking responsibility for her actions!
I'm so sick of hearing about the entire Spears clan I could puke. Can't we just put 'em on FF and get it over with?
Marry the loser sperm-donor, Jamie Lynn... shit out his kid, divorce him in 2 years. Have 3 more kids (and two "almost kids") with 3 more guys before your 25th birthday-- all while clogging the "celeb news" pages with your trials, travails and (minor) triumphs.
Fade into obscurity. In an attention-getting effort, you'll get a body lift at age 30 using the proceeds from an insurance settlement. Later that year, get a DUI and welcome your first grandchild on the same crazy, blitzed-out weekend. (Ask that they name her "Britney Jean" after her long-deceased, famous great auntie.)
At 35, shoot for the moon by finally obtaining your GED. Since 3 of your 4 adult kids are free-loading losers, they'll move home--with *their* kids-- leaving you in something of a bind financially. Your welfare checks won't stretch as far as they used to, so you'll get a job as a cashier at the local Winn-Dixie down the street from your trailer park.
At age 36, with "everything" to live for... you'll be flattened by a city bus while crossing the street on your way to work.
In an uncharacteristic demonstration of benevolence and in an attempt to warn other teens--famous and otherwise-- of the perils of teen pregnancy & early marriage, the National Enquirer will run a centerfold spread story on your sad and pitiful outcome.
The New York Times will not run an obituary. When asked, they will state for the record that "running an obituary for Jamie Lynn Spears was never considered."
geeze..for someone whos sick of hearing about the spears clan, you sure did put a lot of time, effort, and bullshit into that long winded worthless piece shit that you find humerous..get a life ...
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Children having children. I hear hertbreak stories about children of crack addicted parents who's eldest child rear their siblings, and basically become bread-winners at an early age. Then you have entitled unsupervised kids who play at being grown ups and end up having to grow up too fast. I hope Jamie Lynn's Dad moves to Louisiana next and helps this baby with her baby. Start by throwing her Mom out of the house.
The dad Jamie is gonna have a heart attack from all the f'g stress of having to straighten out his damn family. This kid Casey looks like a typical young guy that has an anybody job and gets dirty at it. Looks like he does at least work. I hope they don't get married. It can't last. She shoulda had an abortion. Oh well, at least she will have alot in common with this kid, I mean, they come from the same generation and can grow up t'gthr.
the funny thing is. I just celebrated my 17th birthday today too, and I'm not pregnant...Hmm
the funny thing is. I just celebrated my 17th birthday today too, and I'm not pregnant...Hmm
the funny thing is. I just celebrated my 17th birthday today too, and I'm not pregnant...Hmm
the funny thing is. I just celebrated my 17th birthday today too, and I'm not pregnant...Hmm
Ok katieish...we get it! jeez. Go have a parade cuz you aren't pregnent!
Katrina survivors? I'm thinkin'
BFD! I am 48 and had my daughter when I was only 17, we basically grew up together and are the best of friends! I applaud the girl for keeping her "mistake" and taking responsibility for her actions!
I'm so sick of hearing about the entire Spears clan I could puke. Can't we just put 'em on FF and get it over with?
Marry the loser sperm-donor, Jamie Lynn... shit out his kid, divorce him in 2 years. Have 3 more kids (and two "almost kids") with 3 more guys before your 25th birthday-- all while clogging the "celeb news" pages with your trials, travails and (minor) triumphs.
Fade into obscurity. In an attention-getting effort, you'll get a body lift at age 30 using the proceeds from an insurance settlement. Later that year, get a DUI and welcome your first grandchild on the same crazy, blitzed-out weekend.
(Ask that they name her "Britney Jean" after her long-deceased, famous great auntie.)
At 35, shoot for the moon by finally obtaining your GED. Since 3 of your 4 adult kids are free-loading losers, they'll move home--with *their* kids-- leaving you in something of a bind financially. Your welfare checks won't stretch as far as they used to, so you'll get a job as a cashier at the local Winn-Dixie down the street from your trailer park.
At age 36, with "everything" to live for... you'll be flattened by a city bus while crossing the street on your way to work.
In an uncharacteristic demonstration of benevolence and in an attempt to warn other teens--famous and otherwise-- of the perils of teen pregnancy & early marriage, the National Enquirer will run a centerfold spread story on your sad and pitiful outcome.
The New York Times will not run an obituary. When asked, they will state for the record that "running an obituary for Jamie Lynn Spears was never considered."
Your final epitaph will read; "If Only.."
LOL That is classic. Great finish. 10:00 Anon
geeze..for someone whos sick of hearing about the spears clan, you sure did put a lot of time, effort, and bullshit into that long winded worthless piece shit that you find humerous..get a life ...
at least she didnt abort it, get off her shit people!
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