Friday, April 4, 2008

The new Katie Price


That's Jordan, Katie Price with her new look. I shit you not, that's her. I can just hear her kids crying now, asking when is their mommy's coming home? Uh, never kids, unless mommy divorces Peter Andre and marries a good surgeon or a wizard.

12 comments:

Anonymous said...

euww no way! that doesnt even look like her! she looks almost like a man...she's only 29years old why does she get so much work done? i dont get it..

-kg

Jess said...

Woo she looks hot! I love that we live in a world where, if you get bored with yourself, you can just change your whole look! Personally, I'm content to just change my hair color, but to each her own I guess!

Anonymous said...

Jessica P. Wallin said...
Woo she looks hot!

R we seeing the same pic? This looks like Heidi Fleiss to me. And thats sooo not a compliment. EW!

Anonymous said...

How does anyone think this is good?. She and so many other people don't even look human anymore. Is Cher's look all of a sudden the image of beauty?. There's a ttted-up skank on Rock of Love with Brett Michaels with the big round boob job, and the duck-like upper lip. Brett said she was one of the hottest girls ever. What?

Anonymous said...

"Its like we live in a world"...yeah, it is...that thinks ugly is the new pretty! Grotesque plastic is the new fashion statement. gawd people, are you all going blind?? Huge downgrade here. She was bad before but wow!

Anonymous said...

I have no words.

Anonymous said...

"Woo she looks hot!" ???
I hope 'jessica p.' was just being sarcastic, but probably not.. afterall--- she "loves that she lives in a world where if you GET BORED with yourself, you can just change your whole look?!?"

I never want to live in that sad and pathetic world.
"To each her own I guess!"

Anonymous said...

i think she looks like a sleestack from the land of the lost...does anyone else remember them?

Anonymous said...

"Sleestacks"???? OMFG!!! Do I ever remember them!! That show was so fun! The dad was totally hawt! But as far as I can remember the Sleestacks didn't have hair, did they? Maybe you meant Popeye's "Alice The Goon"? now that looks like the new Katie!!!

Jess said...

I was totally being sarcastic. She looks hot like Michael Jackson! And by, I love that we live in a world where you can get new parts if you don't like them, I meant, I find it completely crazy that people have wasted millions of dollars on the technology that affords them to do such a thing. Just because you CAN make a cow/human baby, doesn't mean you SHOULD. :-)

Anonymous said...

JPW: We knew it! You are still in the club...we love you girl!

Jess said...

Good to know! OMG, I met this guy yesterday who was doing a photoshoot (with a very Christian guy) after me, and his name is Shrad.

I think the photographer was a little bewildered that Shrad drove from Kentucky from Tennessee and didn't bring any clothes with him. But, once you see the pics, you'll know why!
http://www.modelmayhem.com/member.php?id=648524

This guy is my hero.

I just gave y'all two tickets to the gun show!